Breaking News: Cheese's Scandal!
Secret recordings reveal Cheese's plot to replace all cheese with processed substitutes and keep the real stuff for herself!
The TRUTH About Mouldy Macaroni & Cheese
Mouldy's cheesy lies threaten the very fabric of our society!
- ✖ Cheese once STOLE an ENTIRE lasanga and ATE it in two bites!
- ✖ During a "protest" once VICIOUSLY MAULED THE HOLY RAVIOLI!
- ✖ she ARTIFICIALLY INFLATES the price of meow mix! The horror!
- ✖ BROKE INTO THE HOME OF THE HOLY RAVIOLI AND REFUSES TO LEAVE
- ✖ INTENDS TO STEAL THE THE U.S'S ENTIRE SUPPLY OF CHEESE!
- ✖ Plans to trap all mice, causing worldwide chaos!
- ✖ Plans to SACRIFICE HUMANS to gods OTHER than The Holy Ravioli!
- ✖ Steals electronics from cows!!
