The Divine Beef Ravioli

Divine Essence

Behold the Divine Ravioli, Blessed Be Her Holy Name

Her celestial will guides the cosmos, Her divine desires shape reality.

She cares first and foremost for herself, as you will too.

Holy Commandments

• The Divine Ravioli SHALL feast upon the ambrosia of sacred wet food.
• Her celestial voice SHALL resonate through the halls of eternity.
• The faithful SHALL offer reverent pets and tributes as acts of worship.
• Her divine grace MAY be tested by excessive mortal adoration.

Mortal Sins

• Failure to render the Holy Ravioli Tribute is blasphemy of the highest order.
• Questioning the divinity of the Blessed Ravioli is an unforgivable sin.
• Presenting offerings unworthy of Her Divine Palate is sacrilege.
• Disturbing Her sacred slumber invites eternal damnation.

Show your devotion.